Teaching Cows to Poop and Pee

The Definition of Liberalism and Waste

I have a friend who calls political, academic, environmental, and social liberalism is a mental disorder.

I'm beginning to agree. 

A new academic study titled “Learned control of urinary reflexes in cattle to help reduce greenhouse gas emissions” has just been published by Cell, an academic journal.

According to these liberal Ivory Tower liberal academics who published the report:

“Young calves can be successfully trained to poop and pee in designated areas. And the researchers think if expanded on a broader scale, this practice could have a big impact on controlling ammonia waste — one of agriculture’s dirtiest greenhouse gas and pollution problems."

Sixteen calves were essentially potty trained by animal psychologists at the Germany-based Research Institute for Farm Animal Biology.

“Cattle, like many other animals, are quite clever and they can learn a lot. Why shouldn’t they be able to learn how to use a toilet?” the researchers asked.

The process, by the way, is called “MooLoo Training.”

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